is going thru some renovations...
Please stand by!

As you can see, the "Chronology" on the right is missing a ton of stuff!
Check back every now and then and i'll have added new stuff and filled in the holes!

Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No problem boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the print icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing EVERYTHING!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! That's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he... hey... HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No, he did this to himself

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Corpus Christi Visit 8/27/2011
Port Angeles Visit 5/15/2011
HAATS 8/24/2010
Apache 2/28/2009
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Mike & Dave's Flight 3/25/2008
Savannah Sprinkler 12/3/2007
Jacob is born! 11/5/2007
Matthew's Stitches 11/7/2006
Savannah Deck 10/13/2006
Cape Cod CoC 8/19/2005
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Matthew is born! 1/17/2004
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API 7/3/2003
IFS 4/21/2003
OCS 10/17/2002
Swearing In 10/3/2002
Our Wedding 4/6/2002
Hawaiian Shirt Party 7/7/2001
West Chop 7/2/2001
NOLA CoC 6/27/2000
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